How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
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