He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Randomize
