So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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