He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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