A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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