He is an equal opportunity slut.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
two words: eviction party
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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