dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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