I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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