Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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