Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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