Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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