Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
