Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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