don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
