what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Randomize
