I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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