i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
The ass gains better be worth it
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