i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Randomize
