I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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