just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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