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• (510): View more from California

  Wooohooo!  I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush.  Lots of happy people.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?

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  I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  bl l w

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  this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced

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  Way to crack the case Nancy Drew

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?

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  She didn't like my gingervitis joke

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?

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  I'll be right over.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks

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  That’s his wife they’re back together

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  You say potato, I say sleazy barista

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