What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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