Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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