who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
They are going to name an STD after you.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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