He uses pillows to masturbate.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
