You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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