question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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