Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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