i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
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