Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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