at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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