Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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