forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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