ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I touched a dick in church today
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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