bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
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