I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
It's rum buckets o'clock
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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