I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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