i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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