I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
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