Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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