Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
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