well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
