He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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