Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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