Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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