Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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