that's an acceptable place to lick
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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