The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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