he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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