what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Randomize
